Whit, fashion plate

Tow truck driver Whitty has a new vocation. He insists on dressing himself in the morning, totally rejecting whatever clothes I have laid out in favor of rummaging through his closet and making his own selections. To wit: madras, a size 18 month tee shirt with submarine appliqued on it, and a long sleeve shirt. Goes nicely with the mullet.

He is that worst of combinations: sartorially stubborn and challenged