The same boring question

What shall I be when I grow up?

You can vote among these options:

1. a headhunter (use that useless MBA)
2. a midwife (use that enormous passion for birth, and my own two experiences)
3. a clothing store owner (use that insatiable appetite for all things superficial and fashiony)
4. a writer (please provide details of what I will write and who will read it)
5. other (please explain)