Update. Two hours at the Mt Auburn ER last night. They wanted to stitch the cut but they couldn’t because apparently stitching straight through a nail (which they would have had to do) is a really big deal. Instead I got some “glue” and some steri-strips, plus a nice big bandage which makes texting really hard. In fact impossible. And also a mandate to keep it dry for five days. Hello? How do I shower?