My Trader Joe’s shopping cart this afternoon.
With apologies to people who don’t like lists. It’s all I’ve got today.
Things I am not good at:
Eating
Sleeping
Paying attention
Being patient
Being present
Riding in a car (tip: don’t go on safari)
Driving a car
Laundry
Walking without tripping
Details
Growing fingernails without chewing them
Leaving blemishes alone (blemishes? me? of course not)
Running without limping
Talking to new people (or, really, most people)
Belts and tucked-in shirts
Checking my voicemail
Things I am good at:
Tetris
Airport security
Checking my email
Thank you notes